Chubby Alonso never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 6–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick), Steve F (brace) and Adam C.

Pick of the bunch: Steve F, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adam for scoring from the halfway line. From that range? Pure cheek.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George for turning up at half time wearing Vans on a wet pitch, and asking the opposition who was on his team.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.