Chubby Alonso never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 6–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick), Steve F (brace) and Adam C.

Pick of the bunch: Steve F, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adam for scoring from the halfway line. From that range? Pure cheek.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George for turning up at half time wearing Vans on a wet pitch, and asking the opposition who was on his team. The footwear was arguably the bigger crime.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.