Horsed FCHorsed FC

Tuesday football · Tuesday pints

Get on the
pitch. Get horsed.

Three teams. One pub. Hundreds of goals, a worrying number of donkeys, and one very thirsty horse. Welcome to Horsed FC.

Horsed FC crest
Latest matchweek

28 Jul 2026

Horsedvs Rutts Our FC
28 Jul 2026
W
5-2
Jack C ×3, Matt S ×2
⭐ MOTM

Matt S

🔥 Highlight

Tom's Cruyff turn taking it round their player

🫏 Donkey

Adam — their player did some retarded kick to him…. and Adam decided to out retard him by doing an even more retarded kick back

Match report & stats →

📸 From the sidelines

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Hall of fame

Who's leading

👟Golden Boot
309 goals
🎯Most Assists
102 assists
Most MOTMs
34 awards
🔥Highlight Reel
33 highlights
🫏Donkey GOAT
32 donkeys
The clubs

Three teams, one pub

The threads

The Kit

Home Kit2025/26
Horsed FC Home kit

White, two stars, The Cock Inn across the chest. Worn with pride (and usually a hangover).

Away Kit2025/26
Horsed FC Away kit

Black & gold — for when the whites are still in the wash.