Horsedvs So Horsed
8 Sept 2026L
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Fuck all
Tuesday football · Tuesday pints
Get on the
pitch. Get horsed.
Three teams. One pub. Hundreds of goals, a worrying number of donkeys, and one very thirsty horse. Welcome to Horsed FC.
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8 Sept 2026🔥 Highlight
Ryan’s unbelievable touch from a ball over the top, to then smashing it top corner!!
So Horsedvs Horsed
8 Sept 2026🔥 Highlight
Chandler getting the ball and running with the ball down the line and buried it in the corner
🫏 Donkey
Drew for trying to kick the ball left…. And hit it top bins in the big goal on the right
📸 From the sidelines
All photos →The league
Where we stand
PremiershipMore Horsed FC 6th
| # | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Six Offenders FC | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 | +37 | 24 |
| 2 | The Funky Bunch FC | 14 | 8 | 3 | 3 | +18 | 19 |
| 3 | NWX | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | +15 | 19 |
| 4 | WTB BF | 14 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 17 |
| 5 | GB - RO United | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | +12 | 15 |
| 6 | More Horsed FC 🐴 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | -8 | 15 |
| 7 | Champagne Super Rovers | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | +10 | 14 |
| 8 | Bombacleats | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | +3 | 13 |
| 9 | Stop The Boats | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | +2 | 13 |
| 10 | Curridge Skins | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | -23 | 8 |
| 11 | Woolton Wangers | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | -42 | 6 |
| 12 | Unathletico Madrid | 14 | 2 | 1 | 11 | -24 | 5 |
ChampionshipSo Horsed 4th · Horsed FC 8th
| # | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Paggies FC | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 | +61 | 26 |
| 2 | Donnington&Co | 14 | 8 | 3 | 3 | +25 | 19 |
| 3 | Milf Hunters | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | +25 | 19 |
| 4 | So Horsed 🐴 | 14 | 7 | 3 | 4 | +9 | 17 |
| 5 | WTB GF | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | +9 | 15 |
| 6 | Rutt's Our FC | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | -1 | 15 |
| 7 | Wally FC | 14 | 5 | 4 | 5 | +13 | 14 |
| 8 | Horsed FC 🐴 | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 13 |
| 9 | RB Light-A-Cig | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | -5 | 13 |
| 10 | The Gun FC | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | -15 | 10 |
| 11 | Crucibigballs | 14 | 2 | 2 | 10 | -38 | 6 |
| 12 | Crystal Phalace FC | 14 | 0 | 1 | 13 | -83 | 1 |
Updated 9 Sept 2026 · Source: Soccer Sixes ↗
Past seasons →Hall of fame
Who's leading
The clubs
Three teams, one pub
The threads
The Kit
Home Kit2025/26
White, two stars, The Cock Inn across the chest. Worn with pride (and usually a hangover).
Away Kit2025/26
Black & gold — for when the whites are still in the wash.