Horsedvs RB Light a Cig
27 Oct 2026🫏 Donkey
Dan for completing a lovely one-two, then tripping over his own feet and falling to the floor like an old woman
Tuesday football · Tuesday pints
Get on the
pitch. Get horsed.
Three teams. One pub. Hundreds of goals, a worrying number of donkeys, and one very thirsty horse. Welcome to Horsed FC.
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More Horsedvs WTB
27 Oct 2026🫏 Donkey
Eddie for channelling his inner Angry Ryan and kicking the fence after missing a shot
So Horsedvs The Gun
27 Oct 2026🫏 Donkey
Haydn for shouting for the ball on the edge, then not bothering to go for it when it arrived
📸 From the sidelines
All photos →The league
Where we stand
PremiershipMore Horsed FC 8th
| # | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Six Offenders FC | 21 | 16 | 5 | 0 | +65 | 37 |
| 2 | WTB BF | 21 | 12 | 6 | 3 | +19 | 30 |
| 3 | NWX | 21 | 13 | 2 | 6 | +37 | 28 |
| 4 | The Funky Bunch FC | 21 | 11 | 4 | 6 | +20 | 26 |
| 5 | Champagne Super Rovers | 21 | 11 | 1 | 9 | +29 | 23 |
| 6 | GB - RO United | 21 | 10 | 2 | 9 | +11 | 22 |
| 7 | Stop The Boats | 21 | 9 | 3 | 9 | +6 | 21 |
| 8 | More Horsed FC 🐴 | 21 | 9 | 1 | 11 | -21 | 19 |
| 9 | Curridge Skins | 21 | 6 | 1 | 14 | -38 | 13 |
| 10 | Red 76 Tax | 21 | 5 | 2 | 14 | -19 | 12 |
| 11 | Ball Busters | 21 | 4 | 4 | 13 | -53 | 12 |
| 12 | Woolton Wangers | 21 | 4 | 1 | 16 | -56 | 9 |
ChampionshipSo Horsed 6th · Horsed FC 7th
| # | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Millhouse Royals FC | 21 | 19 | 2 | 0 | +89 | 40 |
| 2 | WTB GF | 21 | 13 | 1 | 7 | +26 | 27 |
| 3 | Milf Hunters | 21 | 12 | 2 | 7 | +27 | 26 |
| 4 | Donnington&Co | 21 | 10 | 5 | 6 | +24 | 25 |
| 5 | RB Light-A-Cig | 21 | 9 | 5 | 7 | +2 | 23 |
| 6 | So Horsed 🐴 | 21 | 9 | 4 | 8 | +7 | 22 |
| 7 | Horsed FC 🐴 | 21 | 10 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 22 |
| 8 | Wally FC | 21 | 8 | 5 | 8 | +11 | 21 |
| 9 | Rutt's Our FC | 21 | 10 | 1 | 10 | -8 | 21 |
| 10 | The Gun FC | 21 | 7 | 0 | 14 | -22 | 14 |
| 11 | Crucibigballs | 21 | 3 | 2 | 16 | -53 | 8 |
| 12 | Crystal Phalace FC | 21 | 1 | 1 | 19 | -103 | 3 |
Updated 28 Oct 2026 · Source: Soccer Sixes ↗
Past seasons →Hall of fame
Who's leading
The clubs
Three teams, one pub
The threads
The Kit
Home Kit2025/26
White, two stars, The Cock Inn across the chest. Worn with pride (and usually a hangover).
Away Kit2025/26
Black & gold — for when the whites are still in the wash.