Old Boys edged it 1–2. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Jack C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash S. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack's incredible finish for the goal.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for kicking the fence and stropping for about 10 minutes. That ball's still up there somewhere.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.