Horsed nicked it 3–1 against 1Nightstand.

Names in the book: Mark S (hat-trick).

Mark S ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Mark for his silky turn and go. Showboating, and we're here for it.

Astonishingly, nobody did anything daft enough to earn the Donkey. Suspicious.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.