TDS battered Horsed 0–5. The only sensible response was at the bar.

A goose egg going forward for Horsed.

Jack C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Dan for saving with his chest which made it hit both posts. Touch of a centre-forward.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Adam for fucking up on the edge of the area leading to a goal.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.