The Gun edged it 2–3. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace).

Pick of the bunch: Jack C, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Dan for his wonder save. Hands like flypaper.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for hoofing the ball at James from 2 yards away. That ball's still up there somewhere.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.