A 0–1 defeat to 1NightStand. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C. Worth the admission fee alone — Dan for his top bins save. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Steven's shot that ended up in Reading when Jack and Adam were free.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.