The Gun edged it 0–1. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Mark for coming on with 2 mins to go and leathering it into the woods from the halfway line, twice. That ball's still up there somewhere.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.