Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Farcelona 3–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C, Ash S and Adam C.

Pick of the bunch: James O, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Dan for making a great save to prevent Jack scoring a ridiculous own goal. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for nearly scoring a ridiculous headed own goal in the last minute. A generous donation to the other team.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.