A 2–7 hammering by More Horsed. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace).

Pick of the bunch: Jack C, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Dan's worldie save with his foot. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The ref for trying to give penalties left, right, and centre. All against Steven. Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.