Horsed edged a 1–0 win over Old Boys — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Adam C.

Adam C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adam's one touch and finish from Dan's lofted ball over the top. Killed it stone dead.

Dan H kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for flicking a pea-roller out for a corner after falling over. Took himself out, no defenders required.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺