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More Horsed FCSeason 2
More Horsed
Horsed
0–5
The Gun
Opposition
LBack to the drawing board.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
The Gun battered More Horsed 0–5. The only sensible response was at the bar.
More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.
Man of the Match? No argument: Adi B. One for the scrapbook — Andy for his silky turn and go. Showboating, and we're here for it.
And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly for miscontroling it 15 times.
The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.
The Stats
⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
Andy for his silky turn and go
🫏 Donkey
Bayly for miscontroling it 15 times