The Gun battered More Horsed 0–5. The only sensible response was at the bar.

More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adi B. One for the scrapbook — Andy for his silky turn and go. Showboating, and we're here for it.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly for miscontroling it 15 times.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.