A workmanlike 5–2 over WTB. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Adi B (hat-trick), George P and Dave K.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash B. Worth the admission fee alone — Adi for dummy nutmegging a player. Somebody console that defender.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly for taking a corner that didn't even come into play.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.