Old Boys edged it 0–2. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. One for the scrapbook — Dave for deciding to play volleyball mid-game. Absolute postage stamp.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for playing on the wrong pitch.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.