A 1–4 defeat to Friendly. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Getting the goals: Adi B.

Pick of the bunch: James O, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Ash for his sick Cruyf turn. Filthy bit of skill.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for making James, Jack and Adam late for their kick off. Commitment of the year, that.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.