More Horsed came up just short, going down 1–2 to Lads on Toure.

On the scoresheet: Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for passing the ball out for a corner from a throw in. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.