FC Goa edged it 1–3. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Getting the goals: Jack C.

Pick of the bunch: Andy B, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack for bum-rapping the keeper and then scoring the rebound.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for hitting the post 7 times in two games.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.