Footbulls edged it 2–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Isaac B and Ben H.

One for the scrapbook — Ash for getting banned for 4 weeks only to get unbanned by the golf-club guy who said he was too angry.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie's shot that was going for a throw-in but hit Isaac's arse and went in. That ball's still up there somewhere.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.