More Horsed lost 2–4 to Footbulls. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Isaac B and Ben H.

One for the scrapbook — Ash for getting banned for 4 weeks only to get unbanned by the golf-club guy who said he was too angry.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie's shot that was going for a throw-in but hit Isaac's arse and went in.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.