Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat Champagne SR 3–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C, Isaac B and Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Andy B, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Eddie for nutmegging the keeper for his goal. Straight through the wickets.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for hoofing it to Thatcham from the goal line.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.