Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat Champagne SR 3–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C, Isaac B and Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Andy B, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Eddie for nutmegging the keeper for his goal. Straight through the wickets.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for hoofing it to Thatcham from the goal line. That ball's still up there somewhere.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.