A workmanlike 4–2 over Wally FC. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: George P, Isaac B (brace) and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Isaac B and George P. One for the scrapbook — Isaac socring the goal of the season with an outrageous strike.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie trimming the top of the trees with his shots.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.