Man Chest Hair edged it 1–3. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Goals courtesy of Eddie E.

George P and Ben H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Ash for shoving a kid's head into a fence.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for getting nutmegged. Through the legs — the ultimate indignity.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺