WTB GF edged it 1–2. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Getting the goals: Isaac B.

Pick of the bunch: Josh M, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Josh's collection of saves. Hands like flypaper.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for standing on the ball whilst play had paused, and falling over the ball to injure himself. Gravity: still undefeated.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.