More Horsed lost 1–2 to WTB GF. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Getting the goals: Isaac B.

Pick of the bunch: Josh H, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Josh's collection of saves. Hands like flypaper.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for standing on the ball whilst play had paused, and falling over the ball to injure himself.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.