More Horsed were rampant, putting 6 past Donnington & Co in a 6–1 demolition.

On the scoresheet: George P, Jack C (hat-trick), Isaac B and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: James O. One for the scrapbook — James for putting their striker on house arrest by sticking to him like shit on a blanket.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie and Isaac for missing multiple 1-on-1s. From there, you'd back your nan.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.