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More Horsed FC22 Sept 2026
More Horsed
Horsed
7–1
Woolton Wangers
Opposition
WBattered.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Woolton Wangers never stood a chance: More Horsed romped home 7–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C (4), Ryan F (brace) and George P.

Pick of the bunch: George P, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Josh saving every shot after the first 30 seconds after the below donkey nomination. He'll dine out on that for months.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Adam for ruining Josh’s clean sheet within 30 seconds by allowing their striker through and laying the ball off to him to finish.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight

Josh saving every shot after the first 30 seconds after the below donkey nomination

🫏 Donkey

Adam for ruining Josh’s clean sheet within 30 seconds by allowing their striker through and laying the ball off to him to finish