Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat Curridge Skins 3–1.

Getting the goals: Isaac B, Eddie E and James O.

Pick of the bunch: Ryan F, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Ben's genius accidental assist for Eddie's goal. All the striker had to do was nod.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George for turning up late just in time for the 2nd half….. played a little bit and then got sent off. Commitment of the year, that.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.