A 1–4 defeat to Lads on Toure. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Getting the goals: Jack C.

Pick of the bunch: Sam C, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Brilliantly worked tika-taka team goal.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie's failed skill that went off the pitch. Should've just passed it.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.