Honours even — So Horsed and Footbulls shared the goals in a 2–2 draw.

Getting the goals: Ollie J and Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Sam C, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie's thundercunt strike. Keeper didn't even move.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The ref for being useless as per fucking usual. Officials: never the donkey's friend.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.