So Horsed came up just short, going down 0–3 to Lads on Toure.

So Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Craig R. Worth the admission fee alone — The water break.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Craig for missing the 1 on 1 with all the time in the world. Honestly, harder to miss.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.