So Horsed lost 2–4 to Man Chest Hair. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Ollie J and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ollie J. Moment of the night — Ollie's big 50/50 tackle against the BFG.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for hoofing the fence at the end of the game.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.