A 2–2 stalemate with MILF Hunters. A point's a point.

Getting the goals: Haydn H and Darius.

Pick of the bunch: Ash S, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Any of Ash's multiple worldy saves. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Sam and Ash for not being able to think of one.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.