Wally FC edged it 0–1. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Maca’s pristine nutmeg on their player. Straight through the wickets.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Craig for shooting at Drew with a bullet header.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.