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Horsed
Horsed
4–3
Cunny Funts
Opposition
WScrappy but sweet.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
Horsed edged a 4–3 win over Cunny Funts — job done, pints earned.
Goals courtesy of Jack C (4).
Moment of the night — Jack scored all 4.
Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash - letting a stupid goal in that he thought was going wide. From there, you'd back your nan.
Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺
The Stats
⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
Not awarded
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
Jack scored all 4
🫏 Donkey
Ash - letting a stupid goal in that he thought was going wide