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Cunny Funts
Opposition
WScrappy but sweet.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Horsed edged a 4–3 win over Cunny Funts — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (4).

Moment of the night — Jack scored all 4.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash - letting a stupid goal in that he thought was going wide. From there, you'd back your nan.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
Not awarded
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Jack scored all 4

🫏 Donkey

Ash - letting a stupid goal in that he thought was going wide