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Notinyourmumsforrest
Opposition
LBest forgotten.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Best we draw a veil over this one — Notinyourmumsforrest ran riot, 4–9.

Getting the goals: Jack C, Steven W, Ash S and Mark S.

Worth the admission fee alone — Ash scored from the byline. Audacity rewarded.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Mark - getting pissed off and hoofing the ball out for a corner. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
Not awarded
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Ash scored from the byline

🫏 Donkey

Mark - getting pissed off and hoofing the ball out for a corner