Ambercrack edged it 6–7. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (4), Mark S and Steve F.

File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack for scoring from the kick-off. From that range? Pure cheek.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for scoring an own goal. Scoring at the wrong end takes real dedication.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.