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LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 2–15 hammering by TDS. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Names in the book: Jack C and Ash S.

One for the scrapbook — Jack for nutmegging Ivan Toney. Filthy.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Fonz - for letting in at least 10 howlers. Heart of a lion, hands of a buttered seal.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
Not awarded
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Jack for nutmegging Ivan Toney

🫏 Donkey

Fonz - for letting in at least 10 howlers