Best we draw a veil over this one — TDS ran riot, 2–11.

On the scoresheet: Jack C and Mark S.

One for the scrapbook — No highlight.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash - for saying he'd go in goal and ditching us two hours before kick off. NO LOYALTY. Priorities, eh.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.