A 3–5 defeat to Ambercrack. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Goals courtesy of Mark S (hat-trick).

File this under 'pure cinema' — Ash - pulling off an amazing save. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly - for trying to do a one-two and donkey controlling it off the pitch.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺