A 1–6 hammering by WTB. Some nights are just for forgetting.

On the scoresheet: James O.

Man of the Match? No argument: James O. File this under 'pure cinema' — James’s exquisite turn. Filthy bit of skill.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for prioritising his Mrs over Horsed FC (and Nikki for having a birthday on a Tuesday).

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.