Horsed came up just short, going down 3–6 to Crucibigballs.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Eddie E, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Adam and Eddie’s link up play for our 3rd goal.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M/James for, to quote Adam: “That fucking catastrophe of a goal between them two”. Count to ten next time, eh.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.