A 0–3 defeat to So Horsed. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

A goose egg going forward for Horsed.

Adam C and James O ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Fuck all.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Tom/Matt for both being next to the ball and both acting like it was a landmine and leaving it for the other one.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.