A workmanlike 3–2 over The Gun. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and James O.

Man of the Match? No argument: Dan H. One for the scrapbook — Dan for doing the splits to save a shot in the last 10 seconds. Hands like flypaper.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for playing so bad….. it was almost like he wasn’t even there 👀.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.