A workmanlike 3–1 over Wally FC. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Chandler. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie’s first time hit top corner finish. Keeper didn't even move.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Craig L - Volleyed Chandler off the pitch when they both went for the ball.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.