Get the horse a beer — Horsed dismantled Crystal Phalace 6–2.

Goals courtesy of Craig L (hat-trick) and Jack C (hat-trick).

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Craig for sending a child into the air after he got angry.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for letting a long-range shot trickle between his legs and into the net.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺