Horsed lost 3–4 to RB Light a Cig. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Names in the book: Jack C (hat-trick).

Eddie E ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Chandler’s footwork as he took on three opposition players.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for completing a lovely one-two, then tripping over his own feet and falling to the floor like an old woman.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.