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Horsed FC7 Jul 2026
Horsed
Horsed
8–1
The Gun
Opposition
WDemolition job.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Get the horse a beer — Horsed dismantled The Gun 8–1.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (7) and Matt S.

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack's shot that hit the post, came back, hit their keeper in the balls and went in.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James misplaced a corner, which luckily fell to Adam who yeeted his shot into orbit.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight

Jack's shot that hit the post, came back, hit their keeper in the balls and went in

🫏 Donkey

James misplaced a corner, which luckily fell to Adam who yeeted his shot into orbit

📸 From the sidelines