A 0–2 defeat to RB Light a Cig. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash S. Moment of the night — James blocking a shot with his shaft.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan gift wrapping the ball to Big John, who hit it so hard it went into the multiverse.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.