Best we draw a veil over this one — TDS ran riot, 4–18.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace), Mark S and Adam C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C. Worth the admission fee alone — Adam for taking everyone on.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Mark for scoring an own goal from the halfway line. The opposition didn't even need to turn up for that one.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.