Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Cunny Funts 5–3.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace), Steven W, Mark S and Bayly.

The highlight reel belongs to Bayly - for scoring his first goal. One to bore the grandkids with.

No Donkey this week — a clean record. It won't last.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.