Smoke Squad edged it 4–5. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Goals courtesy of Jack C and Aiden S (hat-trick).

Aiden S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack for his silky touch which led to a goal for Aiden.

Astonishingly, nobody did anything daft enough to earn the Donkey. Suspicious.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺