Farcelona never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 5–0.

Getting the goals: Ash S, Mark S (brace), Adam C and Adi B.

Pick of the bunch: Steven W, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adam for nutmegging the keeper for his goal. Straight through the wickets.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Mark for talking to the refs the whole game and not playing. In fairness, the ref was having his own nightmare.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.