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Horsed
Horsed
5–0
Farcelona
Opposition
WDemolition job.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Farcelona never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 5–0.

Getting the goals: Ash S, Mark S (brace), Adam C and Adi B.

Pick of the bunch: Steven W, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adam for nutmegging the keeper for his goal. Straight through the wickets.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Mark for talking to the refs the whole game and not playing.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight

Adam for nutmegging the keeper for his goal

🫏 Donkey

Mark for talking to the refs the whole game and not playing